EBay, a personal odyssey...
This magic word can transform seemingly common jars into very old,
historic and valuable one-of-a-kind rarities. It can make a persons
imagination run wild with copious thoughts of attaining 7th "jar heaven!"
It is a cure all for all jar related issues as well as all personal problems by
just uttering it. This word can lead people to that one, rare and significant
find of their wildest jar dreams and imaginations. It can hypnotize, sparklize and energize...
This word can seemingly mask all exhaustion, cure lumbago...keep
you up all night and even take away red eye. It even has the mysterious
power make
people part with pretty green pieces of paper that reside in their back pockets
and bank accounts,
and amazingly on a continual basis.
This word can leap tall Web Pages with a "Single Click." It can stop
speeding mouse cursors immediately in their tracks.
Look! Up on that search page...
It's a 1/2 gallon Ball PERFECTION, No! It’s a pint PAT.APL'D.FOR...
NO I'm afraid it's...
Vintage Jar!
And it just
happens to be disguised as a mild mannered, plain ordinary ball blue or
clear jar of no
real significance. This "old and rare," one-of-a-kind jar discovery of a lifetime is
fighting for your money, time, energy and the American way. Imagine that!
Please
remember too, that this word can be combined with a myriad of other
significant words to further
enhance its effectiveness such as the following:
Old, Rare, Scarce,
Unique, Wow, Hard to find, Antiquities, One-of-a-kind, Great, Stunning, and
Super clean.
There are others but suffice it to say this... they can all lead to carpel
tunnel mouse wrist syndrome from clicking on hundreds of auctions in an
effort to witness the next incarnation of Jar karma.
Too much time
spent on-line can also lead to brain shrinkage as the following x-ray
picture clearly shows.
Warning! The following is a picture of what someone's brain looks like as
a consequence of "vintage jar syndrome" and may be too graphic for most
people... Please proceed with caution?
vintage jar syndrome
